I was like “What?”

I woke up and immediately tried to figure out what day it was but that wasn’t working, so I tried to remember what I had done the previous evening, and I couldn’t suss that out either and it was around that time that I realized it definitely felt kinda like a Saturday, and the more I thought about it the more my confidence grew in the Saturdayness of the early afternoon I was experiencing so I popped open my phone and it said “Weds, Mar 25″ and I was like “What?”