I was like “What?”

After a long tiring day of counseling insolvencies and foreclosures I just wanted to teleport myself home but I promised to meet a friend at the Graham stop off of the L train and to exit the platform, a seemingly endless huge set of stairs presented itself to me and my tired lazy azz wondered where the fiznuk the escalator was, just as the Exit sign above also read “Escalator Upstairs” and I was like “What?”