I was like “What?”

One of my cats, the one that sometimes flushes the toilet in the middle of the night, figured out how to open a cabinet the other day, and I was like “What?”

It must have been around 1994, my family was driving down a highway headed for Myrtle Beach and we saw something sparkling on the left side of the road, not just on fire but exploding fire, we’re getting closer and it’s a shop hardly bigger than a shack, now we’re coming up alongside the spectacle and there isn’t a person or vehicle in sight and there are actual projectiles shooting up into the sky 20 or 30 feet above the roof, and the sign says Fireworks for Sale and I was like “What?”